Saturday 2 May 2015

Mayweather vs Pacquiao Drinking Game

Whilst drinking is neither big nor clever, you too could wake up on Sunday with a headache like Floyd and Manny just by drinking whenever...

...we are reminded that Manny Pacquiao is a southpaw.

...Justin Bieber pulls his Zoolander face.

...Rocky Marciano's 49-0 record is mentioned.

...the camera shows Pacquiao's mother trying to hex Mayweather.

...we're told how many weights Floyd Mayweather has won world titles at.

...we're told how many weights Manny Pacquiao has won world titles at.

...the camera cuts to Jack Nicholson wearing sunglasses.

...a boxer/ex-boxer is interviewed between rounds while he's just trying to enjoy himself.

...we are reminded that Ricky Hatton has fought both men.

...the phrase 'styles make fights' is used.

...Mayweather's last defeat at Atlanta '96 is mentioned.

...someone says '110%'.

...boxing is referred to as 'the sweet science'.

...the timekeeper nods off and we're left with a fight to the finish.

...the beaten man blames the loss on an injury he picked up 6 weeks ago but forgot to mention.

...Roger Mayweather jumps into the ring and decks Pacquiao.

...Pacquiao pulls his gum shield out and bites Mayweather's ear off. (Finish every drink on the premises)

Happy Hangover fight fans!